Musician Jokes

These are just some funny musician jokes I found at various places around the Internet. Twitter is s good source for these. They made me laugh but it's pretty easy to amuse me.


If you have any good singer/ guitar player / bass player / drummer jokes I'd love to add them. Just send them to deadlihood425@gmail.com


What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless

What do you do when a bass player knocks on your door?
Pay for the pizza

What's the difference between a musician and a mutual fund
One will eventually mature and make some money

How can you tell if the band stage is perfectly level?
The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth

Why do guitar players like to tour in the summer?
So they can visit all their kids

How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four -- One to change it and 3 to discuss how Eric Clapton would've done it

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
No, me either

How does a singer change a lightbulb?
He puts it in the socket then waits for the world to revolve around him